Thursday is Thanksgiving.
Its a big day. It will be the first time I host Thanksgiving at my own home. It will also be the first time I roast a turkey.
I am a little intimidated.
Check out that red mound of holiday meat. I can hear it trash talking from the garage refrigerator. It taunts me as it slowly thaws.
"You better have plenty of gravy cause I'm gonna be one dry bird."
"You better have lunch and dinner plans cause I ain't gonna be ready til Friday."
Better watch yourself turkey, your days are numbered. Taunt me if you wish, it ain't gonna change the outcome. I'm gonna roast you like there's no tomorrow...